Day after christmas

ALLEN-lets order some pizza from mike

ZALDY-and then what?

ALLEN-we'll fuckin eat it.

hahaha

ZALDY-im gonna put that on my blog

AZER-yea me too

hahaha


tis the day after christmas. hope you had a good one


WHATS UP FOR NEW YEARS!?

christmas eve then christmas

what im looking forward to this christmas...
HONEY BACKED HAM

AND
MONEY


i don't get presents...

________________

Skin Carving: the new tattoo?
tired of the regular tattoo's?
want a little more pain?
TRY SKIN CARVING
all they gotta do is dig into your skin
into the desired design
sure you lose a little blood and skin
but just look, she got through it nicely.

ew this is gross





WHOS DOWN?! JK f*ck that!

candy rain

THIS morning
woke up extra early today, shit sucks (8:00 am)
but i woke up to the soothing melody of the morning quails
i didnt wake up pissed. i woke up and in my head i was saying
this feels really nice
haha, shit did feel nice but i cant go back to sleep
thats why it sucks.

LAST night
someones in BIG trouble! haha


also had wingstop that night.
5 original hot
5 cajun
french fries
sprite

and now i get to finish my sausage and cheese mcgriddle and hash browns from McDonalds


PART 2
i need new glasses because i lost mine
i need glasses to drive

Mike 300

i forgot about this

MONDAY

be an AS5HOLE: azzzerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

be an AS5HOLE: heeelpp meee

azertherazor : haha

azertherazor : okay

azertherazor: GO!

be an AS5HOLE : ashfhasgf! I DIDNT KNOW THAT I HAD 4 ARTICLES TAHT ARE DUE TOMO

be an AS5HOLE : help me

be an AS5HOLE: =[

be an AS5HOLE : i like slept the whole day

azertherazor : oh shit

be an AS5HOLE : went shopping

azertherazor : aight later

be an AS5HOLE: i didnt know tilll now

be an AS5HOLE : askjfhaskfha!

azertherazor: ahhaha

be an AS5HOLE : jerrk

its cold

it is way too cold right now

dream

i had a dream where i hanging out with KNUCKLES and SONIC.

they brought me to a fountain and it had statues of mickey mouse on it.

then mario kart characters showed up and crashed the party.

then they all i forgot.

but the dream ended up with me having a BBgun.

COLD WEATHER

ITS COLD
BUT GETS HOT

MAKE UP YOUR MIND MOTHER NATURE

AND

MALES WITH SCARVES ARE JUST GAY SORRY
DONT TRY TO ROCK IT PLEASE.

TeeVee

just got back from taking a test. cant sleep yet. do this until i get tired.


MOVIES THAT I WOULD WATCH THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH ON TV.


HOOK

COOL RUNNINGS

STAND BY ME

STARSHIP TROOPERS


THERES A LOT MORE.
BUT IM GETTING TIRED.

im outskiis.

MID-TERM

i have a mid term coming up for english.
so today we watched "freedom writers" the whole day.
thats like my 5th time watching
and my mid term is gonna be on "freedom writers"
shit will be east like sunday morning.

Allen and I skipped math today, we didnt feel like going.
that class is so boring, and i already know everything.

i have psychology tomorrow. im going solo in that class from
now on since allen dropped it. im failing it, but i cant drop it. i would only have 2 classes with a total of 7 credits.

not good.




HALLOWEEN is coming up.
this year should be interesting.

W.E.W.

i was watching womens erotic wrestling. its fucking funny.i laughed at almost everything.

WINNNNER!!!!

rasterbator

i made a new poster. and i put it up today. it was a bitch to put together. its aight.


it was supposed to look as cool as this but. it turned out black and white, which is alright.

wednesday

today is like a thursday and tomorrow is like a friday. because i dont have class on FRIDAYS so tomorrows my last day of the week. i didnt go to class today because i didnt get any sleep last night. i fell asleep around 6am. so fuck it, i didnt go to school. woke up around 2pm and it was a bomb ass sleep? if that sounds right. im supposed to be doing my essay right now and its due tomorrow.

THAT IS ALL

whats good for this weekend?


lets get some flame broiler!



<3



my permit test is on friday, fucking finally shiiiiiiet

Bomb.

really?

haha. a super nintendo? come on now.
the girl doesnt look too excited either

PHO'

SCHOOL

school is boring and im starting to get lazy but i cant do that shit.

ENGLISH CLASS IS WHACK.


but

MATH CLASS IS WHACK-ER

the chalkboards make it 10x more boring.
that guy right there in the white tee and jeans has to be atleast 45 and he doesnt understand algebra. but hes buff as fcuk. his name's warren.
that my instructor, hes indian, barely speaks english, repeats everything 3 times.

BTW this classroom is a portable that why its so old looking

family party animal.

i had 2 family parties to go to this weekend. one on friday and another one on saturday.

the first one was for my tito rod. and the second one was for jp's other familys little girls birthday.
food and chill. rub on tattoos. im wearing one right now. its a tropical frog on my neck. its not as gay as the other butterfly one i have, but im saving that one for a good occasion.

ENTERTAINMENT.

18 years of age

it was my birthday last saturday-sept.13-and im finally 18

I NEED A CALIFORNIA I.D, SO I CAN BUY/DO 18 yr OLD THINGS

ALL WILL BE REVEALED

AFTER I TELL MY STORY

word to ya motha my brotha

mr.officer

jae dropped me off at home last night at like 1:30am. we were coming from anthonys house, we were all just drinking and hookah'ing. jae stopped right infront of my driveway. i walked out of the car and as i walk half way up my drive way. a cop comes out of nowhere.

ps jian and julian were in the car also

officer-put your hands on the trunk

azer-who me?

officer-yea you!

azer-(walks over to the trunk and places hands on the super cold/wet trunk of jaes car)

officer-where you coming from?

azer-my friends house

officer-turn off the engine!

jae-......

officer-tell your friend to turn off the engine.

azer-it is.

officer-(15 minutes later) put your hands in the air!.walk backwards towards me. hands behind your back. interlace your fingers.

azer-excuse me?

offcer-interlace your fingers!

officer-(searches me)

offcer-(opens car door) get in.

azer-alright...ow! (hit my ribs on the car door)

officer-(searches jae, sits with me in the back of the car.)

officer-hands on the cage.

officer-did you have anything to drink tonite?

jae-not that i know of. (hahaha)

officer-not that you know of?

jae-uhh no i didnt drink anything .

azer-(laughing)

officer-so if i give you a breathalizer right now, youd pass?

jae-yea.

azer-(laughing)

officer-you better not be bullshitting me!

jae-uhh...sorry. i had ONE beer like 2-3 hours ago.

officer-how about you? did you drink anything tonight?

azer-....i had a little wine...

officer-oh okay

azer-(in my mind...thats was easy ahahha)

while me and jae were in the car. jian and julian were getting searched. and some asian cop tried making a stupid conversation with them

asian cop- so where'd you get that scar? whats the mileage on this car? stick shift huh? hows the automatic? how does it run on the freeway? whered he get the car?

haha he tapped jians balls a few times while he was searching him and the other cop was just laughing.

my dad came outside. but he didnt care. haha

it was a waste of time. no citations no nothing.

what a fun night.

new phone.

i got a palm centro. my number is still the same so dont trip =]

i can finally see texts. text back. and see whos calling.

my phone doesnt rhyme with my name anymore.(razr)

palm centro azer....doesnt rhyme =[

i have awoken from my deep sleep EARLY!

im getting a new phone today. finally.

i was having a pretty crazy dream.

i actually remember it now.

started off with the first day of college, and i was sitting on this cement table and a few familiar people come to sit with me, brian cubas, kevin wang and derek nakamoto haha.

we all go to class and for some reason i just walked into a random classroom but they all followed me in and we sit down then the professor (not at mt sac.) call my name out first. then i say "here" then it fades away.

then a new one starts. mike and i are on a freeway that goes straight to LA and im guessing it was 9/11 cus the 2 towers were there exploding and shit in LA and i was riding on a banana with wheels and mike had wheels on his feet.

then we end up in an alley way with allen zaldy and kevin. zaldy asks mike how to look cool while smoking, then mike says "tilt your foot. one leg up. pull your collar so its uneven then inhale."(exact words. i remembered)

then all of a sudden these bomb girls (my mind made up them up, not real people.) go up to mike allen and zaldy. then they said "we give you respect" then they all walk off. theres a bathroom right behind me so i go in and im washing my hands and theres tater tots in the sink.

i walk out of the bathroom and one of the girls were waiting outside for me then some music played then we walked for a little THEN FUCKING MIKE CALLED MY PHONE AND WOKE ME UP!!

schedule

i have really long breaks
basically 1 more week till.
still gotta pay for classes
and get my I.D.

monday yesterday. tuesday today

yesterday i went to TACO DEL RIO with zaldy and ralph. it never disappoints.

zaldy bought a slingshot after. we played with it for about 3-4 hours. we shot the same cans over and over.

today andrew came over. i played him H O R S E in basketball. we played 4 games.

SCORE:
AZER-3!!!
ANDREW-1..

SO THIS IS WHAT I DO WHEN I WAKE UP EVERY AFTERNOON,


then i warm up to get me going for the rest of the day.

1. 50 upside down pull ups
2. like a million push ups BLIND FOLDED.
3. bike down hill for 2 hours
4. race cars down my street, on foot
5. start at least 1 fight with my neighbor
6. drink 5 red bulls
7. jump off my roof 10 times
8. then look in the mirror for 20 minutes.

I FINALLY GOT A NEW CORD FOR MY MONITOR, SO EVERYTHING DOESNT LOOK YELLOW ANYMORE.

don reyes and anthony tchen stopped a little while ago. juss hookahd and drank a bottle of wine.
they were talking about the funniest shit, i would say but it would make me sound like a pervert and a pedofile, so thats enough of that. haha

i fell asleep twice today.

1. after i beat andrew at horse 3 times
2. then again after i finished eating.

I AM SUPER WIDE AWAKE RIGHT NOW.

I THINK IM GONNA GO RUNNING TOMORROW/TODAY OR WHATEVER.

anthony tchen told me SARAH TINANA was running at the track on SUNDAY. the day i decidedd not to run. WHAT A MISTAKE THAT WAS...fuck

school starts in less than 2 weeks. and i just noticed i wont be walking to school anymore. maaann.

ALMOST OVER.

manly'est fight ever



summer is almost over, theres only 2 weeks left.

we planned a BBQ for next saturday so everyones invited. im guessing at creekside park again like last year. gonna do some of this and some of that there.

TODAY me mike allen paul reg kevin kristine went to celinas semi-formal birthday party. we felt super out of place because everybody was wearing dress shirts ties and shit and we were wearing "street clothes" ahah. felt like everybody's eyes were on us. they had these center pieces with goldfish so STEVEN HERANDEZ caught one and took it home hahaha. RACHELLE IRENE AND JESSICA doing that shit is fuckin random, seriously. PAUL ALLEN MIKE KEVIN (heem team) heem'd it at my house, i just watched. then we hookah'd we also hookah'd before we went to celinas.

WE WERE UNDERDRESSED BECAUSE WE JUST GOT BACK FROM ROCK THE LOVE hahaha.

fuckin 2 weeks left. WHAT THE FUCK!. summer started out super slow now its like. not so fast.

zaldy comes back from the philippines tomorrow. i wonder if he saw miguel?

my birthday is on a saturday!

things i think wall-e are..

WALL-E IS A..

• PERVERT
• STALKER
• MOLESTER
• SOON TO BE REGISTER SEX OFFENDER.
  

MASSAGE.

i thought this was funny

start from the very bottom.



ASSHOLES.
-----------------------------------------------------



I STRONGLY DISAGREE.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: raisa may
Date: Aug 7, 2008 3:23 AM


=]

okay im off to bed. goodnight mcloovin! hahaha kidding ...ayzer

& i might say

this little chat was fun, more times like this.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: aze r
Date: Aug 7, 2008 3:16 AM



HAHA!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: raisa may
Date: Aug 7, 2008 3:09 AM

askjfhajksfh! alllriight, asshole party of one, your table is ready!


ps. no wonder you & mike are friends, both of you guys are assholes!




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: aze r
Date: Aug 7, 2008 3:06 AM



oh really? cus that doesnt sound right to me!

im happy you cant sleep and you have school tomorrow.

& that tickles my fancy!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: raisa may
Date: Aug 7, 2008 2:59 AM



uhm yeah thas about right. hahaha

well i cant sleep... & i have school tomo

& that doenst tickle my fancy!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: aze r
Date: Aug 7, 2008 2:43 AM



nooo. i sleep really late.

mclovin??
is that right??

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: raisa may
Date: Aug 7, 2008 2:40 AM



mc loviiinn! ahha cant sleep either?
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------

hidden treasure-s e v e n

BLAH BLAH BLAH

masshhh UP!

=]

shape shifter

MY PHONE IS MESSED UP. CANT TEXT/CANT SEE TEXTS/CANT SEE WHO'S CALLING/CANT REALLY CALL ANYONE UNLESS I MEMORIZED YOUR ###


i have a lot of time these days and ive decided to TRY to get in better shape.

im gonna TRY to run every morning. (if you wanna join me, hit me up)

and also do push ups and shit.

im actually running tomorrow morning. so yeah.

i wanna get bigger this summer/whats left of this summer.

BECAUSE I WANT TO BE A FIREFIGHTER.

you wait and see...ima save your life one day.

but thats only if i stick to working out.

im gonna try to spend my time more wisely

but im not sure what to do during that time.

i need to step it up now.

home alone

my parents have been going out A LOT.
which means...parrttyyyy! jk
but
theres been A LOT of hookah and drinking.
i probably hookah'd around 15 times this whole week
and drank about 4 times.

but next week should be good.
maybe watch step brother on monday
maybe go to plush on tuesday (i dont know how theyre gonna get me in)
then universal on friday
wednesday + thursday are a mystery.

last nite anthony julian erica desiree came over so did alex and joe but temporarily. just had like 5 sesh' that day haha then drank thats about it haha.

then when chick fil a was handing out free chicken sandwiches, we got about 9 of them. the lady that gave it to us likes dark men (hush).

.WERE GONNA DO THE SAME THING TONIGHT.

one day in the future im gonna look back on my blog and see how stupid i was

i buenos dias !

this is the first time i ever woke up this early for no reason. i was supposed to go running this morning with my brother and hush but my brother had jury duty so it got canceled. so i disabled my alarm but i still woke up at 8am. i woke up pissed. then my dad vacuumed my room out of nowhere. so ive been up since. i barely had any sleep.

i have nothing to do at home.

alright my house is slowly getting hotter and hotter right now.

i want a hammock.

i just wanna go to universal already.

last night Alex knocked out on my garage couch and we did stuff to him.




TODAY IS THURSDAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS =]
(FEW PEOPLE KNOW)

TO ME IT IS

YAWNING IS CONTAGIOUS!

let me tell you what i did.

so i forgot about this song. semi gay but okay.


i set up my alarm to 9am this morning so i could watch DARK KNIGHT with zaldy ralph and jocelyn. got picked up and went to amc 20. to watch movies in the mornings, it cost $6, I DID NOT KNOW THAT, it just made the movie even better. so DARK KNIGHT was a damn good movie, joker was crazy, batman needed a cough drop.

went to in n out with the same people then went home. anthony jules and master_b came to my house. (i dont know his real name. thats what his name was on mario kart) we just just hookah'd.

i watched the whole land before time movie in spanish hahaha its like i knew what they were saying but not really. sometimes i would add my own commentary and laugh by myself in my room. fuck you.

but before that i cut zaldys hair, gave him bangs, but he didnt want to keep it.

SO I REALLY WANT TO GO TO UNIVERSAL NOW. I HOPE WE GO BECAUSE IM NOT TRYING TO GET ALL EXCITED FOR NOTHING =]


MIKE THE CENTOR.


I DIDNT KNOW JAE HAD A PET CRAB.

EY YO, YO!

hes everything i always wanted to be.


BOW IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS

vid day yo

plain and simple

i cant draw faces or limbs.

bored

I AM BORED

I AM BORED

I AM BORED

I AM BORED

from me to you

something to read to start your day off.
http://www.wow4u.com/page12.html (link)

now people have always asked me why im so quiet, and if you questioned this yourself, im willing to give you an answer because today i came across a conversation that two very close people i know had, and it triggered something in my head, i dont exactly know what it is and i dont know if i could explain it any further. maybe you could figure it out on your own by reading the rest.

my answer to you is... im quiet because (and im not bullshitting you, this is all me) I observe people, and yes there are times when i actually dont know what to say, but a lot of times im reading people and when they speak i try to see how they view their life and how they try to live it and what kind of person they really are.(thats just the cool way of saying it)

theres things i admire from each person i keep in touch with, thats why i keep in touch with them. it could be from just being a really nice person or someone that just "knows".

now im just gonna say a short thing to some people. take it in or not, i just feel like it flows well with the moment =] (dont bring this up when we're together, im gonna feel awkward)


ALLEN-dont always try to find the "fuck it" way, go for the best

ANDREW-listen to what your friends have say about you, and learn from it

JOSH-you have potential to make it big in life dont give up

BJ-try to chill with us more, dont be a stranger

ZALDY-dont bring yourself down when you make a big mistake

JUSTIN CUA-youre gonna go somewhere in life, keep going

MIKE-try not to lag so much, you might miss out on something huge

PAUL-sorry paul i dont know what to say about you, youre good at this moment, from what i see (sorry everyone=)

MATT-samething as pauls but i might be missing something

VANNA-dont let him bring you down all the time

i didnt mention some people because im getting tired, sorryyy but GOODNIGHT!

P.S. prove me wrong
P.S.S i tried making this look really serious HAHA

R.I.P RYAN BLAKESLEE

ryan blakeslee...

even tho i didnt talk to him much i still knew him. he would talk to me every now and then when he wasnt talking to thomas or adrian in child care just to say wussup and have some small talk. he used to fuck with me a lot back in 8th grade, and we would have little fights in class. ryan blakeslee was super funny in class, he would always fuck around with the teacher. he was always full of energy. ryan was funny. the times i did see him he was always just chillin, laughing or up to no good. just listening to his music on his myspace gets me sad. i feel bad for all his homies and homettes. if i went to chandras kickback on saturday i would of seen him. i wish i went..even tho were not close i wouldve rather seen him last saturday than the last day of school. im awfully sorry for your loss marcos joey steven adrian....the list goes on. i know you guys are overwhelmed, just imagining what you guys are going through gets to me. you were a big loss and will surely be missed.

this is some trippy shit.

i dont know where he took this picture but its pretty funny.

rest in paradise blakeslee.

crazy ass motherfuckers
im planning on seeing you soon too, cos
IF YOU ARE READING THIS HIT ME UP WHEN YOU'RE IN TOWN.



somebody give me information for his funeral.

REAL BIG!

SONGS THAT I THINK ARE FUNNY:

big tymers- real big

ludacris-pimpin all over the world

so check them out later!


well actually im feeling nice so here!






theres treasure in my garage. its one of the best things i have at my house. some people arent into it but it makes me happy every time i look at it.

i wish..


its a cooler filled to the top with ice cold beer HAHA it makes me so happy. well its not filled to the top anymore ;) i just drank one monday night because i was bored it just made everything better. then today (tuesday) i drank about 4 coronas and a cup of jack and coke and i was good for the day. that just made my day really exciting. i wasnt alone tho it was me my brother jbone alex and hush. we all got fish tacos after. we had a stupid conversation about a one man band.

jbone and i went to the village to assemble with all the guys. mike and jcua were missing. went to speedzone. kevin bet this guy $5 that he'll beat him at maximum tuner (racing game) kevin lost and didnt pay the guy OH and this guy was about 10 years old HAHAHAHA

-TACO DEL RIO <3


-HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY :) haha

july 4th-6th and Me

july 4th which i thought was going to be a bust, turned out pretty good, it was fun. there was family friends rock band drinking fireworks bombs and other good stuff happening =]

then came the beach ("bonfiyaa") the day after for des' birthday. i was not in a good mood that day, i had a stomach ache because i ate too many gummy bears but it slowly went away. hush finally came and was being his funny self. some random big black girls came over to the pit haha because we had a "big ol' fiya". went to my house after and took a few shots. for those who know THAT SHIT WAS FUCKED UP WOOW!. i was pretty pissed..fuck!..could've had the ticket to azerland if that didn't happen..sick ass road block

i really wanted to go to chandras kickback this day but i chose to go to the beach. (im not being an asshole)

then on sunday which is today, i went to round table's pizza buffet. not worth $10. poorly cooked pizza but good breadsticks. then went to big 5 sporting goods theennn barnes and noble to read thennnnnn costco and thennn the mall then!!! my house THEN zaldys THENNN taco del rio then ralphs house to watch nacho libre.

im gonna be busy this week getting shit for mt. sac i.e transcripts, calling. finding things registration.

im starting to like reading which is weird for me to say.

ME TIME.
i really don't know if i should right now but its that time when it would be nice. theres things i need and lack or maybe i dont. i run things in my head and say things wont work, i just need to do those things where i do less of one thing and more of another. i dont know if i can, its just not me.
but who knows maybe ill dig deep and find my treasure.

"..but a bitch IS one"


i need a drink

Things you dont need to know.

-yesterday was my dad's birthday so he invited his friends, which included Carmela's dad.

-i ate with my family today at some place.

-shot around at walnut's basketball courts for a little.

-katherines house with tom ryan katherine carmela kissy allen b.a. paul and that other guy.

-they "heemed" it. me and b.a. did not

-allen can dance. haaahahaha

-i saw Ryan's full mustache. "looks like hes gonna sell me a car"

-my sleeping pattern is fucked up, i sleep when the sun wakes up.

im thinking of working this summer its a 70% will work and a 30% will NOT work. most likely work at the new store on valley and grand ave. maybe fresh 'n easy because they pay $10-$12 an hour and i could just skate there.

I HAD TACO DEL RIO YESTERDAY. THEIR TACOS/BURRITOS ARE OH SO WONDERFUL.
carne asada onions cheese guacamole sour cream green sauce =) oh my! hahah

still haven't seen my registration date for MT.SAC

things i want to do before i die (alot):

1. have a legit portrait of myself next to a fireplace with a pipe and a glass of scotch/wine/whiskey/rum etc. in a robe
   
2. get in a fight at least 2 times
3. be on tv
4. sky dive/scuba dive
5. deep sea fishing
6. get an exotic animal for a pet
7. see an alien in person
8. see the loch ness monster
9. shoot something with a rocket launcher
10. FLY, doesn't matter how
11. go in a zero gravity room
    
12. be depended on for saving the world
13. go in space, without dying
14. ride a dinosaur
15. live up to 100 years
16. have a house with 10+ rooms for everyone to live in
17. or have everyone live on the same block
    

JUNE 29th

today was supposed to be pun and kissy's going away party, so if it happened, i missed it but if it didnt i dont know whats gonna happen.

i went to the west covina mall with zaldy for his Vans interview. im thinking of getting a job this summer. i have way too much time but i kinda wanna keep it that way. then we hookah'd with jcua and al nino, got hungry so mcdonalds was the place to be and LOVE IN THIS CLUB was the song of the day hahaha! gay!

JIAN JAE TIFFANY APRIL ERICA JULIAN ANTHONY ALEX JOE MARC and APRIL/TIFFANY'S FRIENDS TOO like 5 or 6 of them came to drink beer & wine. so i had my share of wine. ERICA discovered my room. so what i found in the camera in my room...

THANKS FOR THROWING THOSE LITTLE POPPERS IN MY ROOM JIAN! NOW THERES LITTLE STONES ON MY FLOOR.

IM NOT RESIZING, FUCK THAT


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