word to ya motha my brotha

mr.officer

jae dropped me off at home last night at like 1:30am. we were coming from anthonys house, we were all just drinking and hookah'ing. jae stopped right infront of my driveway. i walked out of the car and as i walk half way up my drive way. a cop comes out of nowhere.

ps jian and julian were in the car also

officer-put your hands on the trunk

azer-who me?

officer-yea you!

azer-(walks over to the trunk and places hands on the super cold/wet trunk of jaes car)

officer-where you coming from?

azer-my friends house

officer-turn off the engine!

jae-......

officer-tell your friend to turn off the engine.

azer-it is.

officer-(15 minutes later) put your hands in the air!.walk backwards towards me. hands behind your back. interlace your fingers.

azer-excuse me?

offcer-interlace your fingers!

officer-(searches me)

offcer-(opens car door) get in.

azer-alright...ow! (hit my ribs on the car door)

officer-(searches jae, sits with me in the back of the car.)

officer-hands on the cage.

officer-did you have anything to drink tonite?

jae-not that i know of. (hahaha)

officer-not that you know of?

jae-uhh no i didnt drink anything .

azer-(laughing)

officer-so if i give you a breathalizer right now, youd pass?

jae-yea.

azer-(laughing)

officer-you better not be bullshitting me!

jae-uhh...sorry. i had ONE beer like 2-3 hours ago.

officer-how about you? did you drink anything tonight?

azer-....i had a little wine...

officer-oh okay

azer-(in my mind...thats was easy ahahha)

while me and jae were in the car. jian and julian were getting searched. and some asian cop tried making a stupid conversation with them

asian cop- so where'd you get that scar? whats the mileage on this car? stick shift huh? hows the automatic? how does it run on the freeway? whered he get the car?

haha he tapped jians balls a few times while he was searching him and the other cop was just laughing.

my dad came outside. but he didnt care. haha

it was a waste of time. no citations no nothing.

what a fun night.

new phone.

i got a palm centro. my number is still the same so dont trip =]

i can finally see texts. text back. and see whos calling.

my phone doesnt rhyme with my name anymore.(razr)

palm centro azer....doesnt rhyme =[

i have awoken from my deep sleep EARLY!

im getting a new phone today. finally.

i was having a pretty crazy dream.

i actually remember it now.

started off with the first day of college, and i was sitting on this cement table and a few familiar people come to sit with me, brian cubas, kevin wang and derek nakamoto haha.

we all go to class and for some reason i just walked into a random classroom but they all followed me in and we sit down then the professor (not at mt sac.) call my name out first. then i say "here" then it fades away.

then a new one starts. mike and i are on a freeway that goes straight to LA and im guessing it was 9/11 cus the 2 towers were there exploding and shit in LA and i was riding on a banana with wheels and mike had wheels on his feet.

then we end up in an alley way with allen zaldy and kevin. zaldy asks mike how to look cool while smoking, then mike says "tilt your foot. one leg up. pull your collar so its uneven then inhale."(exact words. i remembered)

then all of a sudden these bomb girls (my mind made up them up, not real people.) go up to mike allen and zaldy. then they said "we give you respect" then they all walk off. theres a bathroom right behind me so i go in and im washing my hands and theres tater tots in the sink.

i walk out of the bathroom and one of the girls were waiting outside for me then some music played then we walked for a little THEN FUCKING MIKE CALLED MY PHONE AND WOKE ME UP!!

schedule

i have really long breaks
basically 1 more week till.
still gotta pay for classes
and get my I.D.

monday yesterday. tuesday today

yesterday i went to TACO DEL RIO with zaldy and ralph. it never disappoints.

zaldy bought a slingshot after. we played with it for about 3-4 hours. we shot the same cans over and over.

today andrew came over. i played him H O R S E in basketball. we played 4 games.

SCORE:
AZER-3!!!
ANDREW-1..

SO THIS IS WHAT I DO WHEN I WAKE UP EVERY AFTERNOON,


then i warm up to get me going for the rest of the day.

1. 50 upside down pull ups
2. like a million push ups BLIND FOLDED.
3. bike down hill for 2 hours
4. race cars down my street, on foot
5. start at least 1 fight with my neighbor
6. drink 5 red bulls
7. jump off my roof 10 times
8. then look in the mirror for 20 minutes.

I FINALLY GOT A NEW CORD FOR MY MONITOR, SO EVERYTHING DOESNT LOOK YELLOW ANYMORE.

don reyes and anthony tchen stopped a little while ago. juss hookahd and drank a bottle of wine.
they were talking about the funniest shit, i would say but it would make me sound like a pervert and a pedofile, so thats enough of that. haha

i fell asleep twice today.

1. after i beat andrew at horse 3 times
2. then again after i finished eating.

I AM SUPER WIDE AWAKE RIGHT NOW.

I THINK IM GONNA GO RUNNING TOMORROW/TODAY OR WHATEVER.

anthony tchen told me SARAH TINANA was running at the track on SUNDAY. the day i decidedd not to run. WHAT A MISTAKE THAT WAS...fuck

school starts in less than 2 weeks. and i just noticed i wont be walking to school anymore. maaann.

ALMOST OVER.

manly'est fight ever



summer is almost over, theres only 2 weeks left.

we planned a BBQ for next saturday so everyones invited. im guessing at creekside park again like last year. gonna do some of this and some of that there.

TODAY me mike allen paul reg kevin kristine went to celinas semi-formal birthday party. we felt super out of place because everybody was wearing dress shirts ties and shit and we were wearing "street clothes" ahah. felt like everybody's eyes were on us. they had these center pieces with goldfish so STEVEN HERANDEZ caught one and took it home hahaha. RACHELLE IRENE AND JESSICA doing that shit is fuckin random, seriously. PAUL ALLEN MIKE KEVIN (heem team) heem'd it at my house, i just watched. then we hookah'd we also hookah'd before we went to celinas.

WE WERE UNDERDRESSED BECAUSE WE JUST GOT BACK FROM ROCK THE LOVE hahaha.

fuckin 2 weeks left. WHAT THE FUCK!. summer started out super slow now its like. not so fast.

zaldy comes back from the philippines tomorrow. i wonder if he saw miguel?

my birthday is on a saturday!

things i think wall-e are..

WALL-E IS A..

• PERVERT
• STALKER
• MOLESTER
• SOON TO BE REGISTER SEX OFFENDER.
  

MASSAGE.

i thought this was funny

start from the very bottom.



ASSHOLES.
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I STRONGLY DISAGREE.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: raisa may
Date: Aug 7, 2008 3:23 AM


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okay im off to bed. goodnight mcloovin! hahaha kidding ...ayzer

& i might say

this little chat was fun, more times like this.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: aze r
Date: Aug 7, 2008 3:16 AM



HAHA!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: raisa may
Date: Aug 7, 2008 3:09 AM

askjfhajksfh! alllriight, asshole party of one, your table is ready!


ps. no wonder you & mike are friends, both of you guys are assholes!




----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: aze r
Date: Aug 7, 2008 3:06 AM



oh really? cus that doesnt sound right to me!

im happy you cant sleep and you have school tomorrow.

& that tickles my fancy!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: raisa may
Date: Aug 7, 2008 2:59 AM



uhm yeah thas about right. hahaha

well i cant sleep... & i have school tomo

& that doenst tickle my fancy!
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: aze r
Date: Aug 7, 2008 2:43 AM



nooo. i sleep really late.

mclovin??
is that right??

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: raisa may
Date: Aug 7, 2008 2:40 AM



mc loviiinn! ahha cant sleep either?
----------------- Bulletin Message -----------------

hidden treasure-s e v e n

BLAH BLAH BLAH

masshhh UP!

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