random caller.

so i have a story to tell...

i was at my cousins debut
and somebody calls me from this number 1909 206 8595
so i answer thinking it was somebody i knew
but nobody said anything so i hung up
i texted the number back asking who it was
bitch says its "jasmyn from yucipa" tryna call her friend jake

me and andrew had a long conversation with this hoe
just messing around with her
but i deleted most of it on accident
but i kept the best part.

and here it is..

-AZER

-JASMYN

so what do you look like?

i should be asking you that

well y dont u then? ..

i believe i implied it haha

wel im 5ft 6in, black hair, blue eyes, and weigh about 130lbs. what about you?

im done here

y wats wrong am i to short or to fat?

BOTH

so to short and to fat right?

yes bitch

fuck u. i bet you like bitchs that weigh like 90lbs and that r like 5ft 9 right? and oh ya fuck u, fuck ur life and fuck la counta, and if you have a problem witthat then we can fucken handle it now cant we

um yea.. i dont think so

i do do i need to get this handled or wat cause no "man" is gonna call me a bitch and not get fucked up for it caz thats scandless shit

Btw its spelled scandalous

idgaf! Ur smart fucken bastard. u wanna throw down or not cuz i realy dont wanna c my homies fuck you up

i think ur taking this too seriously haha forreal

not realy cuz im not the person to fuck with at all. not even a lil

END/

i knew she was gonna be fat, skinny bitches dont talk to you for that long
no offense