Sunday, December 20, 2009

chasing pavements

i aint chasing pavements
or begging you for mercy
im a superstar
aint you heard me
no need to apologize
im yours

i kissed a girl
and i liked it,im sure
all summer long
when the wind blows
im a mac
the way i bust your windows

you said, please read the letter man
im an american boy
and its the year of the gentlemen

but i aint gonna write you a love song
an american gangster wouldnt do that
even if there was no air
and youre bleeding love
i wouldnt even care
im a cool cat

i took a paper plane to disturbia
left no paper trail
so what you say?
im chillin on violet hill
come close so ill take you there

every superwoman needs an amazing man
we'll have kids like were raising sand
change clothes
we could viva la hov
licking lollipops and rainbows.




Sunday, November 29, 2009

Saturday, November 28, 2009

i got the cold

im sick

beggers arent choosers!

Friday, November 20, 2009

simple math

1) no friends

+

empty garage

=

no weekend


2) 5th street


+

onezies

=

no 5th street

Monday, November 16, 2009

Sunday, November 15, 2009

happy aquarium

made one on facebook

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Friday, November 13, 2009

B***h

i like how you just
dont talk to me anymore
and ignore me
but whatever
you do your thing
and ill do mine
see you when i see you

Sunday, November 8, 2009

cuckooo

never know what to put on this anymore except for what i did today.

november 8th.
woke up around 11am
drove to the bank at around 3pm
drove to in n out around 310pm
went thru the drive thru
went home and watched the ugly truth
changed my bed sheets
washed the volvo
watched the proposal
watched 30 minutes of 500 days of summer, it was a little too hipster for me.
did a myspace survey

cool huh?
i know.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

its cold outside

its super cold
id prefer it to be cold than hot.
i have 1 jacket this year (so far)
i dont know what to be or what to do for halloween
i need a job
i need jackets
i need something to do.
i need to make a to do list.

myspace is dead
twitter is getting a little boring
facebook is okay.

im getting free sushi tomorrow.
allens birthday
beer pong at my house.

i miss skating.
i wanna skate


Saturday, October 24, 2009

nice words

from jessica.

"i hate you"
"i fucking hate you"
"you fucking ass"
"we should stop talking"

alright, maybe they're not so nice.

Friday, October 23, 2009

whatever you say

“I was just chillin till i saw you, that’s when my heart stopped, knees gave, head sweatin, jaws locked. I was sweatin you like goddamn girl, you got a nigga going buck wild, mesmerized, star struck. I was just thinking maybe we can go out?”

Thursday, October 22, 2009

2nd time

this is the second time it happend

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Saturday, October 10, 2009

shit!

this time in peppers closet...
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i feel like a ninja
its all good tho jizzi
haha

Sunday, October 4, 2009

trilogy meter

got from april:

Saturday, October 3, 2009

TROLLLL TROLLLL!!!


bitch, you crazy
lucky your cute...bitch

Thursday, October 1, 2009

no sleep

equals yes time.

what i need to do:
-memorize saint go marching and lavender blue for piano
-study my japanese
-buy an english book
-pay for classes
-buy a parking permit
-HOMEWORK
-get a job
-stop waiting

what i did today 9/30?..31?/09
:
-woke up and tried making my essay
-late to school
-saw zaldy in the parking lot
-left class early
-chilled at DD
-zaldys house
-went back home, and ate my first meal of the day
-j'kuhhs house
-home, shower, phone, sleep


.....woke up at 5:45am. ive been up since then
no fuego.

"make new friends, keep the old. one is silver and one is gold."

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

welcome back

week for my computer.
so i decided to put playlists ive made from this past year. haha.












Sunday, September 20, 2009

no computer

so if you didnt know, i havent had internet access for a month
and its not as fun as you think.

what i do with my time:

go to school
do homework
chill with 5th
go to jessicas house
do nothing
sleep
eat
play with dodger
watch movies
drive around
talk to bubs


i have nothing for now

see you next month haha

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Dear Neil,

sunday, august 30, 2009 - 12:40 a.m

And i tend to tell God thank you
Cus baby you an angel, at least from my angle

my ultimate favorite.

from you waking up to my early morning texts, to me falling asleep to your late night ones. and then the "favor" phone calls. playing 51 questions. trying & failing to solve puzzles. facebook, bejeweled competitions. never knowing what to do. so staying home and watching HBO for 485726509 hours. origami cranes. one-word arguments. adding my mam. driving me to school. taking it back to sitting in front of you in spanish class. knowing me too well. all your damn slow jams. pillow sheets and chocolate sprays. still coming around when i have the coughmonster. disney songs. picking me up and taking me home. putting up with my whining. making fun of me whenever you get the chance. wanting to be cool with my family just so you can come to my family parties. being bored together. cute messages. and accidentily deleting them. your yelling. your no boundary questions. not knowing what to say. our daily facts. "just know i gotchu." thanksss. & for always making me smile.

theres more, but thats all i can think up right now :]


P.S i still owe you thai food!


Love, Ann

Thursday, August 6, 2009

hoodrat stuff

smokes with cigarettes

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

TWEET!

I BE ON TWITTER NOW!

twitter.com/azerneil

follow if you know whats good for you..

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

July 29th

nobody looks at my blog anymore
except for like 4 people

im not gonna convert to another blog
because thats just gay

toodles

Kuroshio Sea

2nd largest aquarium tank in the world
just thought id show you
its magical...in HD

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

love story-big sean



1:11
now baby you the truth
so im just being honest
you treat me like a king
so thats why you my highness
that means queen, seems
i know you for the longest
funny how we connected
on the low like vonage
and i know it aint as deep
as it could be
or as it would be
but thats how it should be
cus overtime we gon' be fine
like wine
i never put another over mine
see difference between you and them
is they just want to shine
and well you
you just wanna shine
so tell mama sandy mama myra
and that family
that when i get the grammy
they gon be your granny
and if i see that reaper
before you see that reaper
just know i love you
everytime you hear me
through them speakers
and i trying to blow your head up
like reefer but
we got chemistry to the point
we need a beaker.

3:08
now listen, first off
if it was the last thing
id put you first
so you deserve my last name
you make my worst days
feel like my birthday,
if we never happen
we'll regret it in the worst way,
like not seeing the world trade,
you work the galaxy baby
so lets world trade,
and i tend to tell god
thank you cus baby you an angel,
at least from my angle

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Saturday, July 4, 2009

random caller.

so i have a story to tell...

i was at my cousins debut
and somebody calls me from this number 1909 206 8595
so i answer thinking it was somebody i knew
but nobody said anything so i hung up
i texted the number back asking who it was
bitch says its "jasmyn from yucipa" tryna call her friend jake

me and andrew had a long conversation with this hoe
just messing around with her
but i deleted most of it on accident
but i kept the best part.

and here it is..

-AZER

-JASMYN

so what do you look like?

i should be asking you that

well y dont u then? ..

i believe i implied it haha

wel im 5ft 6in, black hair, blue eyes, and weigh about 130lbs. what about you?

im done here

y wats wrong am i to short or to fat?

BOTH

so to short and to fat right?

yes bitch

fuck u. i bet you like bitchs that weigh like 90lbs and that r like 5ft 9 right? and oh ya fuck u, fuck ur life and fuck la counta, and if you have a problem witthat then we can fucken handle it now cant we

um yea.. i dont think so

i do do i need to get this handled or wat cause no "man" is gonna call me a bitch and not get fucked up for it caz thats scandless shit

Btw its spelled scandalous

idgaf! Ur smart fucken bastard. u wanna throw down or not cuz i realy dont wanna c my homies fuck you up

i think ur taking this too seriously haha forreal

not realy cuz im not the person to fuck with at all. not even a lil

END/

i knew she was gonna be fat, skinny bitches dont talk to you for that long
no offense

Sunday, June 14, 2009

bird pt2

it died

|

|

V

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

today i saw a little baby bird in the street
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so i catch it...
and keep it for like 30 minutes
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then i let it go in my backyard.
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its still there.


random
here you go mike/zaldy. DEFAULT IT.
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Wednesday, June 3, 2009

wtf...

this game is TOO crazy.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

azn boi raverz

is this what you guys do at raves?

cus i want in!
hahahahaha jk

Sunday, May 24, 2009

mega shark vs giant octopus

i watched this last nite
so dumb.

Friday, May 22, 2009

photoshoot

with zaldy mike and josh
taking pictures with my phone
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^caller ID pictures haha

then one of me, just for kicks
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haha

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

youtube.com/destrom

this guy needs to calm down


Saturday, May 16, 2009

hard

rich folks


rich parties...

one day im gonna throw a cool ass party

it would be in a huge ballroom


with 100 waiters handing free drinks out to everybody, even to the other waiters


chefs at every corner just making food all day/night


a trapeze with acrobats flying through the air


hallograms of asteroids and comets



theres more but just too lazy

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

steve berra

you crazy bitch

Thursday, April 23, 2009

my vote

Battle at the Berrics 2
these are the people i chose
anthony pappalardo
antwuan dixon
brian anderson
cairo foster
chris cole
chris haslam
cody lucas
daewon song
elissa steamer
felix arguelles
geoff rowley
greg lutzka
guy mariano
heath kirchart
jamie thomas
jerry hsu
jim greco
kenny anderson
lizard king
mark appleyard
mark gonzales
mike anderson
mike vallely
mike york
nate sherwood
nyjah houston
paul rodriguez
rick howard
rick mccrank
ryan gallant
ryan sheckler
terry kennedy

shits gonna be sick



Monday, April 20, 2009

dromo 1 pt 2

went to dromo1 again on saturday for andrews birthday
people who went:
me
josh
andrew
mike
justin
zaldy
paul
kevin

and this is what happend..
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feels awesome to be a winner, but im not going again anytime soon
spent $50 dollars there already, and i dont make that papuhhh

1st
SPEED RAZER
2nd
JBONE
3rd
EAZY

Sunday, April 12, 2009

dromo 1 dawg

go-kart racing/drifting last friday
fucking sickk
nothing else to say

people who went: w/racer names
me-speed razer
mike-eazy
josh-PINOY RACE!!!!
tom-tom
kevin-first place
andrew-torreto
zaldy-zaldyerrday
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going back real soon

Places:
1. frank (random guy)
2.fitrari (random guy 2)
3.fabian espinoza (random guy 3)
4.tom
5.torreto
6.first place
7.speed razer
8.eazy
9.pinoy race!!!
10.zaldayerrday

tom won, out of us
fucker haha

oh my gosh pop

omgpop.com

i challenge you in..
letterbox
draw my thing
dinglepop
balloono
blockles
tracism
and
gemmers

lets play sonn!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

talking to faded BJ

its so bad, its almost good
Brian Justiniano (12:05:47 AM): what the fuuuck
azertherazor (12:05:52 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:05:55 AM): the heck is wrong with that nigga
azertherazor (12:06:15 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:06:22 AM): damn man... ive been faded since 4
azertherazor (12:06:26 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:06:31 AM): and ive been playing airdrums since then
azertherazor (12:06:32 AM): im playing online pictionary
azertherazor (12:06:34 AM): shits tight
Brian Justiniano (12:06:34 AM): by myself
azertherazor (12:06:36 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:06:51 AM): faded playing air drums since 4... and i just stopped now
Brian Justiniano (12:06:53 AM): im too faded
azertherazor (12:06:59 AM): hahahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:07:09 AM): im fuckin sweaty as hell dude
Brian Justiniano (12:07:10 AM): hahaha
azertherazor (12:07:25 AM): my brothers friend got whip lash
azertherazor (12:07:28 AM): from playing air drums
azertherazor (12:07:30 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:07:38 AM): i just put on my itunes and started playing the drums
Brian Justiniano (12:07:43 AM): hahaha thats terrible
Brian Justiniano (12:07:59 AM): i didnt even go to school today
Brian Justiniano (12:08:02 AM): hahaha
azertherazor (12:08:05 AM): haha
Brian Justiniano (12:08:24 AM): that shit was a work out...
Brian Justiniano (12:08:48 AM): aye i saw MB today
azertherazor (12:08:53 AM): who?
Brian Justiniano (12:09:04 AM): dude how can you not know MB
azertherazor (12:09:07 AM): michael
azertherazor (12:09:09 AM): beriter
Brian Justiniano (12:09:10 AM): fuckin Michael Bryder
Brian Justiniano (12:09:12 AM): hahaha

Brian Justiniano (12:10:08 AM): FUCK MICHAEL BRIEDER
azertherazor (12:10:15 AM): ahhaha
Brian Justiniano (12:10:29 AM): why the fuck is he so cool!?
Brian Justiniano (12:10:34 AM): like i remember him in 6th grade
Brian Justiniano (12:10:43 AM): nigga has always been weird
Brian Justiniano (12:10:45 AM): shits fuckin tight
azertherazor (12:11:02 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:11:02 AM): he never stopped being weird as fuck
Brian Justiniano (12:11:08 AM): that shit is so tight
azertherazor (12:11:16 AM): hes true to himself
Brian Justiniano (12:11:25 AM): to thy own self be true
azertherazor (12:11:29 AM): hahahahhaha
Brian Justiniano (12:11:36 AM): hahahahaha that was so gay right now
Brian Justiniano (12:11:38 AM): im too faded
azertherazor (12:11:56 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:12:06 AM): like i let my emotions take hold of me when i was typing that
azertherazor (12:12:12 AM): hahaha
Brian Justiniano (12:12:13 AM): ike i said some old english shit
Brian Justiniano (12:12:27 AM): to thy own self be true
azertherazor (12:12:31 AM): damn
Brian Justiniano (12:12:31 AM): that was genius
azertherazor (12:12:38 AM): you poured your heart out for that
azertherazor (12:12:49 AM): whatever the fuck that means
Brian Justiniano (12:12:55 AM): that shouldve been my senior quote
Brian Justiniano (12:13:08 AM): shouldve been everyoens quote
Brian Justiniano (12:13:43 AM): haha aight dog, im smoke another bowl
Brian Justiniano (12:13:48 AM): maybe ill get stuck on my airdrums again
azertherazor (12:14:08 AM): hahah
Brian Justiniano (12:14:17 AM): AZE THE LAZ-ER
Brian Justiniano (12:14:20 AM): lates dog
azertherazor (12:14:25 AM): late

Monday, April 6, 2009

jimmy kimmel's wonder emporium




not gonna lie, its a good movie
(mr. magoriums wonder emporium)

Saturday, April 4, 2009

FiOS

azertherazor (1:50:18 PM): oh cus some guy is at my house
azertherazor (1:50:25 PM): putting fiber optics shit
zaldy says (1:50:34 PM): shit is fast
azertherazor (1:50:41 PM): hell be here for 4-6 hours
zaldy says (1:50:50 PM): fuuck
zaldy says (1:50:51 PM): haha
azertherazor (1:50:50 PM): wtf are we gonna talk about
azertherazor (1:50:52 PM): hahaha
zaldy says (1:51:02 PM): hahaha

GOT IT!
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and it is FAST
  1. the guy said it would take 4-6 hours but it only took 2

Thursday, April 2, 2009

bell of the ball

if i had this costume for halloween, id be the belle of the ball

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

new

i changed the banner ^^^
enjoy it
;)

Thursday, March 26, 2009

the show you should be watching

EASTBOUND AND DOWN

"ya got any credentials there pal?"
"yea i got some credentials"
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"whats black? is black better than gold?"
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"uh yea, gold might get you jonas brothers tickets
black, gets all 3 of them sucking your dick"
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the show you should be watching

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

nope

NO SPRING BREAK FOR US MOUNTIES

Thursday, March 12, 2009

taken

i watched taken today
liam neeson is a fucking bad ass in this movie
thats all i gotta say

best scene in the movie, to me. (spoiler!)


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

nothing much for now

This guy tries to break the world record for most watermelons smashed with a head in 2 minutes

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

tuesday. march 3rd 5:30 pm

what my brother did on the left side of the car
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what i did on the right
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haha my bad

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

BMX fail

watch from beginning to end.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

jonas' 21

Jonas/Marty vs Mike/Me
one word...
INTENSE!
TRIPLE OR QUADRUPLE OVERTIME
but in the end. Jonas and Marty were the victors
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you can watch zaldy's video of the whole "tournament" in his blog

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Sunday, February 22, 2009

dodger

spring semester starts tomorrow
MW-11:30-12:55 then 2:30-4:35
TTh-12:10-2:15
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dodger
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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Nerf War

this guy really wanted to go to the nerf war
the fuckin asshole didnt pick up!



watch his other videos

Monday, February 16, 2009

F*CK THE RAIN

winter session is over


criminology in winter.
look how boring it looks.

spring semester in 2 weeks.
math
english
geology

Saturday, February 14, 2009

vday



woke up early so i played combat arms.

my back hurts. from carrying the team all morning
still lost
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Sunday, February 8, 2009

that sucks...

i thought my name was weird.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

transformers.

JUNE 26 2009
=)

A-Z's

AZER NAVARRO

A
nti-hero was my first skateboard
Bomb
Cups of
Drake bells
Extra sour cream
Flying
Gliding, effortless
Hehe
Ice cream sandwich
Joseph guest
Kirby says hi
Laminated
Mint flavor
Nelly
Owen wilson
P
hase me not
Quest is a tribe
Rob schneider
Sesh
The razer
Under the influence
Vu for vendetta
When the night feels my song
X
-ray Ted
Y
a digg?!
Z
oobumafu

i copied it from the lakai website.
i got bored so i did it.
make a better one because
im not too proud of mine

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

jerrry hsu's

still want these.


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i want my hookah back...ALLEN.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

scare me


messed up how they went to a cemetery.

i say this has to be my favorite trick.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

my next and last board

im already thinking of what my new deck would look like. im trying to make it resemble my old one that i lost/got stolen. my past skateboard was supposed to be the last one ill ever buy but now i just want another one. it will be very similar to my old one, but its not like you knew what it looked like before.

IM GOING PURCHASE IT COMPLETE AT UBS.
just like my old one

-white plain ubs board
-tensor magnesium trucks
-ricta lightning bolt wheels white
-reds for the bearings
-pig risers
-any hardware, doesnt matter.
-black magic griptape

and there ya go.